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Quick the suns out, put your rain coat on....
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Quick the suns out, put your rain coat on....
Lol :roflmao:
Carpets need cutting, so have to get pyjamas from the fridge, but forgot so ironed a tent...
Ha ha ...:roflmao:
Went to to the shop and bought polish but it’s started raining so I ate it....
:roflmao: PMSL :D
Someone told me to comb my face, but I had already painted my hair and washed my teeth....
These are brilliant....:roflmao:
Couldn't find my purse but it didn’t matter cause the custard hadn’t set....
Pleased you enjoying yourself YNWA :yesyes:
Contradicting myself, am I? Yes, no, rumble weeds, I don't know, where's the bacon I put in the wheelbarrow?
Went away on holiday but forgot I was locked in the house...
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Walk this way and I'll end up at the Post Office, but at least I can post my ice-cream
Travelled to work on a donkey but it turned into a fly xxxx
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My bottom feels heavy, so I changed it for sawdust, but I kept dropping bits. :blush: