mikejames
01-07-13, 16:34
My day by Mikey
At 8 am I had a phone call from the job centre offering me an interview .........well that's good your thinking ...........but no because the job centre seem to think a fully qualified accountant wants a job as a fruit picker !!!!!!!!
Now I have nothing against the tillers of the soil but because I told them to shove it my benefits might be cut as I have turned down work !
So I go to Leeds to meet an agency for a job that does not involve fruit and as I get out of the cab I am mugged .........yes really ......he wanted my I phone so was knocked to the ground but kept my phone with a good kick from me in the balls............
THEN I have an interview by which time I was just tempted to down a VERY large gin ...................... and touch wood that went ok
You gotta laugh !!!!!!:roflmao:
At 8 am I had a phone call from the job centre offering me an interview .........well that's good your thinking ...........but no because the job centre seem to think a fully qualified accountant wants a job as a fruit picker !!!!!!!!
Now I have nothing against the tillers of the soil but because I told them to shove it my benefits might be cut as I have turned down work !
So I go to Leeds to meet an agency for a job that does not involve fruit and as I get out of the cab I am mugged .........yes really ......he wanted my I phone so was knocked to the ground but kept my phone with a good kick from me in the balls............
THEN I have an interview by which time I was just tempted to down a VERY large gin ...................... and touch wood that went ok
You gotta laugh !!!!!!:roflmao: